March 2012
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February 2012
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we...”
– Stephen Colbert (via drweesnaw)
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lets-set-theworldonfire replied to your photo: I like my body today.
i like your body everyday :) but i miss you. :(
I miss you soo much it’s insane. Work makes me want to die. No one I love is there anymore :(((
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“When you date someone it’s like you’re taking a class in them and when you break...”
– Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother (via portraitofaghost)
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tearsoftea asked: emily.
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Oh boy what was last night, I might actually vomit all over everyone.
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dear kait,
kaitlinbecrazy is literally my favorite person i need to bone her respectfully but kiss her face
the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
Reasons Mike is my best friend
Mike: (mildly gushing about his relationship)
Me: (pained noise)
Mike: And then I decided relationships are for hacks and love is dead.
I wish I was the childlike empress.
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