January 2011
December 2010
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10 things you did this year
1. worked at Waffle House a lot 2. got in trouble with the cops for the first time 3. lost my virginity 4. went back on antidepressants 5. took two amazing writing classes that truly changed my life 6. loved 7. moved into my favorite living situation thus far 8. missed Gina 9. stood up for myself 10. was myself
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
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Everyone was so worried about who was going to want to see this movie. I...
– Natalie Portman on Black Swan, for Entertainment Weekly (via e-pic)
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The awkward moment when your mom notices the pot...
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I liked my outfit today. I wore Christmas clothes....
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okay.
So this guy from the old youth group I used to go to has set up this reunion.
See flyer:
He has literally been calling me every day and leaving me voicemails and facebook messages 24/7. I CAN’T GO. I WORK EVERY DAMN NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Now my ex-boyfriend wrote on my damn wall, upset that no one’s going.
I wanna be like Bitch, even if I didn’t have to work, you were the damn...
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You know what I miss most about being in a...
It’s not the late-night phone calls and the I-love-you’s before bed. It’s not the snuggling and the hand holding. It’s not feeling important to someone or the butterflies you get when you lock eyes. It’s not a having a best friend and a soul mate. It’s not staying in and watching movies or going out to my favorite restaurant. It’s not sharing my life with...
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anewbeginning23 asked: So you never texted me back when I gave you a non-mass-text-message for christmas. So how was it? Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, then just sit around and soak up each other's AWESOMENESS!?
anewbeginning23 asked: So you never texted me back when I gave you a non-mass-text-message for christmas. So how was it? Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, then just sit around and soak up each other's AWESOMENESS!?
No, we didn’t do it, though.
Anonymous asked: are you a virgin?
Anonymous asked: are you a virgin?
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So somehow I managed to spend the night at Mike's...
I didn’t want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And...
– It’s Kind of a Funny Story, Ned Vizzini
Merry Spliffmas
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Love and relationships are fucking hard for...
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I love working at a place where my manager says,...
And hands me a dime bag.
Merry Christmas, folks :-)
I’ll be working from 7-2 tomorrow. So think of me when you crawl out of bed to open presents like all the other boys and girls.
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Best Friends
Her: Well I'm glad you had a good time last night.
Me: And I'm glad you got laid.
Her: Yeah it was to Chronicles of Narnia so it was pretty epic.
Me: Nice.
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Classy. Bitch.
Anonymous asked: do you poo
Anonymous asked: do you poo
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tumblr, how do I always end up drunk as fuck with...
dfeinz: DFEINz "Bold the truth" →
Bold the statements that apply to you.
- I am human. - I didn’t bold the line above me, which means I’m either an alien, an animal or a robot. Regardless, the human race is fucked. - I am male. - I am female. - I am not willing to divulge my sex on the Internet, incase one of you crazy people uses it to track me down and kill me. I also watch too many news programs. - I am over 18. (WARNING: By...
Wasn’t it easier in your lunchbox days? Always a bigger bed to crawl into Wasn’t it beautiful when you believed in everything? And everybody believed in you? It’s all right, just wait and see Your string of lights is still bright to me Oh, who you are is not where you’ve been You’re still an innocent